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Post 06/24/17 03:45pm
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Biscotti!!!!
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"Why would a leper be jogging?" laugh.gif
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Post 06/24/17 07:30pm
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Yeah,I can see some ball-wires hanging out of it laugh.gif

I knew I was wired wrong.

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Post 06/24/17 08:33pm
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As funny as this is I gotta believe it's fake.Had me going for the first 30 or so seconds.When the operator says

She's making the stoop to scoop the poop but she's really a quicker dicker picker upper.

I nearly blew my pop all over my screen.Funny stuff though.Loved the leper part too.

So who are these guys.They sound like two DJ's who cut an album,cd,dvd,whatever the hell they're called now-a-days.

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Post 06/24/17 08:37pm
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As funny as this is I gotta believe it's fake.Had me going for the first 30 or so seconds.When the operator says

She's making the stoop to scoop the poop but she's really a quicker dicker picker upper.

I nearly blew my pop all over my screen.Funny stuff though.Loved the leper part too.

So who are these guys.They sound like two DJ's who cut an album,cd,dvd,whatever the hell they're called now-a-days.


If you knew some of the cops I know, you'd believe this call in a minute. laugh.gif

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When you're not feeling holy, your loneliness says that you've sinned
Post 06/24/17 11:34pm
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I lost it at:

It's not like you stumble across a dick and go HMMM, I WONDER IF I CAN FIND A COUPLE MORE OF THESE BABIES AROUND.

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Post 06/25/17 11:44pm
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So who are these guys.They sound like two DJ's who cut an album,cd,dvd,whatever the hell they're called now-a-days.


Apparently Hunter Collins is a Canadian stand up comic.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv2NP4YkaRrNbk1U9J2aFzQ

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