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I'm calling bullshit again.

I looked it up and the Mercruiser Ginahmax 3000 5spd 85hp dildo w/kickstart option weighs a tad bit over 100lbs. The limit for UPS was 70lbs, I thought? laugh.gif


I have that on order and they're gonna deliver it right to the inside of my... apartment.

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Quote of the month: "I like baby goats" - Dmonix
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Dude, I totally forgot that you had a pet goat. Whatcha gonna do when it gets big? I've had lots of goats and them's some smelly, nasty critters when they get big.
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And they'll climb on top of your car while you're not looking...or any other high place they can find.
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And they'll climb on top of your car while you're not looking...or any other high place they can find.


And crap on it.

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Goat poo is pretty non-yucky after it drys out. Good slingshot ammo. laugh.gif
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And they'll climb on top of your car while you're not looking...or any other high place they can find.
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And they'll climb on top of your car while you're not looking...or any other high place they can find.
upset.gif I just caught her inside my cereal box of Count Chocula huh2.gif

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upset.gif I just caught her inside my cereal box of Count Chocula huh2.gif


I'm certainly no goat expert but I'd reccomend going to a farm supply and buying a mineral block, a round one if you can find it so she can't bite chunks off it. It would be very healthy for her and might curb her appetite so she wont eat your socks and shoes and stuff. They love to chew up shoes because of the salt.

If you can figure out a way to induce lactation, maybe with a small stuffed animal that makes crying noises, you can get free goats milk for your cereal. That stuff is fucking awesome!
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If you can figure out a way to induce lactation, maybe with a small stuffed animal that makes crying noises, you can get free goats milk for your cereal. That stuff is fucking awesome!


Maybe he owns a ram. stunned.gif laugh.gif
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upset.gif I just caught her inside my cereal box of Count Chocula huh2.gif



Yea and those little bits are not actually chocolate

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He could try milking it anyway? laugh.gif
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DECEMBER SUCKS!!!. laugh.gif
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Kill them all let god sort them out
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Made ya look



You answered to homo.

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Yes, I did laugh.gif
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Well.... in other news tonight, the sun rises in the East!!! PICTURES AT 11:00PM!!!!

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I hate this quote of the month shit.... Either you try to be smart or stupid... It's great if people just post as themselves and have nothing to work towards.
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I hate this quote of the month shit.... Either you try to be smart or stupid... It's great if people just post as themselves and have nothing to work towards.


QUOTE OF THE YEAR. laugh.gif
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Wait for it.............
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