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I read somewhere that swans mate for life.






This is bullshit, as soon as you let go of them, they fly away.

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Post 12/19/17 04:13pm
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You fucked her too hard Bud... laugh.gif
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Post 12/20/17 08:35pm
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Stealing that

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Post 12/22/17 09:27am
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Post 12/22/17 12:55pm
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Stealing that


I stole it myself. Can't remember the comedian that said it, maybe Jim Norton or Mark Normand.

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Post 12/22/17 04:52pm
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I stole it myself. Can't remember the comedian that said it, maybe Jim Norton or Mark Normand.


Variation:
Did you know that pigeons die after sex?
Well, the one I fucked did anyway.

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