Wolfbitch
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Does anybody still watch this Olympic crap?
Here's the challenge: Come up with your own Olympic sport.
Here's mine: Team Cocksucking.
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rugbyprop
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You win
I will go for hot snowboard babe banging
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02/19/10 05:27am |
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Wolfbitch
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How about.... all the athletes and media must now shit in one big pile.
Then we can change Ski Jumping to DumpJumping.
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02/19/10 05:32am |
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rugbyprop
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Ok now you're grossing me out.
I am going to go back to working out
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Headcreeps
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The kitten put, to replace the shot put.
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Wolfbitch
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quote:
Originally posted by Headcreeps
The kitten put, to replace the shot put.
New Rule:
NO SHOTPUTTING OF KITTENS.
And while we're at it, NO KILLING OF BUNNIES.
For Olympic Spots:
Body Luge.
Headfirst, no sled.
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Headcreeps
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quote:
Originally posted by Wolfbitch
New Rule:
NO SHOTPUTTING OF KITTENS.
And while we're at it, NO KILLING OF BUNNIES.
For Olympic Spots:
Body Luge.
Headfirst, no sled.
The kitten put was a brilliant idea 
Naked body luge! Must be at least 60 lbs over weight to compete. steel poles could line both sides of the course. 
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Wolfbitch
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The New Biathlon: Real bullets. Targets = Each other.
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si
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Bunny Put then.
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Wolfbitch
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quote:
Originally posted by si
Bunny Put then.
NO SHOTPUTTING OF BUNNIES BECAUSE THAT WILL ALSO KILL THEM AND THERE IS NO KILLING OF BUNNIES.
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Dmonix
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Pffrt Whatever, we're having the party of our lives up here. You can stick your Yawnolympics up your cooch.
Until you're actually here, I don't think anyone should have fuck all bad to say 
oh nice no pictures... well you'll see!!
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andykaye
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Synchronized Seal Clubbing. The Canucks are sure to win fucking gold. |
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02/19/10 10:44pm |
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Dmonix
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quote:
Originally posted by andykaye
Synchronized Seal Clubbing. The Canucks are sure to win fucking gold.
You knowz it! 
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si
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quote:
Originally posted by andykaye
Synchronized Seal Clubbing. The Canucks are sure to win fucking gold.
Synchronised cripple clubbing. I'd be sure to win fucking gold.
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RavenMadd
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FenderJazz
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Let 's have a mix of winter AND summer games to get all of this imternational competetiveness over with at one whack.... Like 1000 meter team relays, in running shoes, but on ice. Balance beam, in ice skates. 100 meter freestyle swim with skis on. Hit the ski-jumper with the javelin. I dunno... I'm not a big olympics fan.
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sorceress
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Well...since the Olympics come around every 4 years...this would not really be an Olympic event...but every year take all the deathrow inmates and put them in an arena. Have people fire at them with machine guns...for about 2 - 5 minutes and those that manage to survive.....put them in prison for life with no possibility of parole.
Or if you want...only do it every 4 years then you can make it an Olympic event. 
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Headcreeps
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=077_1266518913 Here's a great idea
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si
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Synchronised laughing your arse off at the dumb Canucks for losing.
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Mace
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quote:
Originally posted by sorceress
Well...since the Olympics come around every 4 years...this would not really be an Olympic event...but every year take all the deathrow inmates and put them in an arena. Have people fire at them with machine guns...for about 2 - 5 minutes and those that manage to survive.....put them in prison for life with no possibility of parole.
Or if you want...only do it every 4 years then you can make it an Olympic event.
Yeah, why not! Let's all take out the innocent people who have been convicted of somebody else's crime as well. Fookin derr...
A new sport every four years:
Uzi ALL ignorant people. |
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