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" * sung to the tune of Felis Navidad*"
Puleese rub my nuts
Puleese rub my nuts...
Puleese rub my nuts, oh oh oh oh lick my butt..

I want to give you the nekid bum sex, I want to give you the nekid bum sex, I want to give you the nekid bum sex - from my wiener to your stink holleeee


Puleese rub my nuts
Puleese rub my nuts...
Puleese rub my nuts, oh oh oh oh suck my nut...

I want to give you the nekid bum sex, I want to give you the nekid bum sex, I want to give you the nekid bum sex - from my wiener to your stink holleeee ....


Merry Christmas you bunch of sick fukers! cool.gif


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Post 12/21/14 01:26pm
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OMG NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When you're not feeling holy, your loneliness says that you've sinned
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OMG NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Muahahahah! sexy.gif My motivation was your post from last year (or so), in which you said it was stuck in your head while Christmas shopping!!!
\My timing had to be crucial, not too early to be shucked off, but not too late to miss those of you out shopping!!!

Now it's too bad, I can't get this song over to them nasty North Koreans, it would drive them to mass suicide!!!!

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Lucky for me I don't know the tune. grin.gif
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Lucky for me I don't know the tune. grin.gif


yes you do... curtain.gif

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Next song should be about Baby Goat's Bottom Burps.
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Next song should be about Baby Goat's Bottom Burps.



For Easter! xmas.gif (We don't have a bunny or crucified smiley)

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Hahaha, am I weird for actually singing this in my head? I thought it was pretty damn hilarious.
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My new song will be thrice the hit 'Pulease Rub My Nuts' *aka 'Felis Rub My Nuts'
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Oh Baby Jesus, I thought I had forgotten that song!
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Yes, you who must leave everything that you cannot control
It begins with your family, but soon it comes around to your soul
Well, I've been where you're hanging, I think I can see how you're pinned
When you're not feeling holy, your loneliness says that you've sinned
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Oh Baby Jesus, I thought I had forgotten that song!


Not to worry my dear, I will never let you forget this song..... EVER!!! Muahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaahahahahhahahahah *cough* uahahahahahahhaha

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Hey Zip or someone close to Wolfbitches, think you could hire some kids to sing this Christmas Carol to her?

I know it's one of her personal favorites and would help her feel a helluva lot better!

" * sung to the tune of Felis Navidad*"
Puleese rub my nuts
Puleese rub my nuts...
Puleese rub my nuts, oh oh oh oh lick my butt..

I want to give you the nekid bum sex, I want to give you the nekid bum sex, I want to give you the nekid bum sex - from my wiener to your stink holleeee


Puleese rub my nuts
Puleese rub my nuts...
Puleese rub my nuts, oh oh oh oh suck my nut...

I want to give you the nekid bum sex, I want to give you the nekid bum sex, I want to give you the nekid bum sex - from my wiener to your stink holleeee ....



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Merry Christmas L.o.D. and Wolfbitches!!

From the ever lovable D/

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