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So... I guess "the artist formerly known as Prince" is now factually correct. surprised.gif
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Boston humor. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
Post 05/13/16 11:53am
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Lela
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So... I guess "the artist formerly known as Prince" is now factually correct. surprised.gif


laugh.gif I admire your sense of humor
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Clubs I find it oddly amusing when I post directly after you consider the av's laugh.gif
Post 05/13/16 09:56pm
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Billy died.... His will provided $30,000 for this elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Joyce, turned to her
oldest and dearest friend, Jonelle. "Well, I'm sure Billy would be pleased," she said.
"I'm sure you're right," replied Jonelle, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. "How much did this really cost?"
"All of it," said Joyce .. "Thirty thousand dollars."
"No!" Jonelle exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?"
Joyce answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church. The whiskey, wine, food and snacks were another $500.. The rest went for the Memorial Stone."
Jonelle quickly computed the total of $7,500 and said "$22,500 for a Memorial Stone? My God, how big is it?"
Joyce answered, "Two and a half carats."

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Hillary phoned the President's office shortly after midnight: I need to talk to the President. Its an emergency!
After some cajoling, Ivanka, the President's Assistant, agreed to wake him up.
So, what is it thats so important it cant wait until morning? grumbled Trump.
A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place," begged Hillary.
Well, its OK with me if its OK with the mortuary," replied President Trump.

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Q: How fast can a woman fuck?
A: 68 mph because at 69 she flips over and blows a rod.

Badumbump...

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My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning, can you believe that, 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
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Man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead" The operator says how do you know? He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!"
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I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."
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I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
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My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
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Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists?
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A wife says to her husband "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back."
He says "What do you expect? You're in a wheel chair."
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I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening."
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The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back

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