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So... I guess "the artist formerly known as Prince" is now factually correct. surprised.gif
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Boston humor. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
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So... I guess "the artist formerly known as Prince" is now factually correct. surprised.gif


laugh.gif I admire your sense of humor
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Clubs I find it oddly amusing when I post directly after you consider the av's laugh.gif
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Billy died.... His will provided $30,000 for this elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Joyce, turned to her
oldest and dearest friend, Jonelle. "Well, I'm sure Billy would be pleased," she said.
"I'm sure you're right," replied Jonelle, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. "How much did this really cost?"
"All of it," said Joyce .. "Thirty thousand dollars."
"No!" Jonelle exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?"
Joyce answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church. The whiskey, wine, food and snacks were another $500.. The rest went for the Memorial Stone."
Jonelle quickly computed the total of $7,500 and said "$22,500 for a Memorial Stone? My God, how big is it?"
Joyce answered, "Two and a half carats."

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Hillary phoned the President's office shortly after midnight: I need to talk to the President. Its an emergency!
After some cajoling, Ivanka, the President's Assistant, agreed to wake him up.
So, what is it thats so important it cant wait until morning? grumbled Trump.
A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place," begged Hillary.
Well, its OK with me if its OK with the mortuary," replied President Trump.

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