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Roses are reddish
Violets are blueish
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Easter's been cancelled.

They found the body.

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Jesus was a zombie. He infected Lazarus, or vice versa.
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Also, could you imagine communion if they had mayonnaise at the last supper?



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Had a great easter dinner down at my Brother's place with his girlfriends family. Her family is a hoot. Last year at easter, my brother had the kids do a big treasure hunt (after the easter egg hunt), that led the kids to find clue after clue until the big find, tickets to Cuba.

So likewise the same this year, except, he had the kids pretty much convinced that Cuba was a no go, was too expensive, couldn't find a great deal, but they didn't know that they HAD found a awesome deal 3 months ago.

LOL, so while they are sunning it up in Cuba, my oldest Brother and Sister in law are in Dominican Republic and my Dad and his g/f are in the Caribbean, on a ship heading to the Mediterranean and me, well i get to house sit my Brother's place in his crappy trailer park in a city that smells of pulp (from the pulp and paper mill about 1 mile from his house (the whole city stinks of it)...

SOmetimes being riddled with arthritis and on disability blows donkeys... But hey, when i was working I made great money and went to Egypt, Europe, Cuba... Anyhow was great to be with fam

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Are we neighbors?


I drive through a paper town every day to go to work. My wife works in said paper town, and the car reeks of it.

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Are we neighbors?


I drive through a paper town every day to go to work. My wife works in said paper town, and the car reeks of it.


If this town is the Loyalist town of Saint John, New Brunswick then I live in the next City, Bethlehem

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Sorry, not even close. I unfortunately live quite close to where America was saved in 1863...Seems like a waste now though. The saving, not me living.
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Had a great easter dinner down at my Brother's place with his girlfriends family. Her family is a hoot. Last year at easter, my brother had the kids do a big treasure hunt (after the easter egg hunt), that led the kids to find clue after clue until the big find, tickets to Cuba.

So likewise the same this year, except, he had the kids pretty much convinced that Cuba was a no go, was too expensive, couldn't find a great deal, but they didn't know that they HAD found a awesome deal 3 months ago.

LOL, so while they are sunning it up in Cuba, my oldest Brother and Sister in law are in Dominican Republic and my Dad and his g/f are in the Caribbean, on a ship heading to the Mediterranean and me, well i get to house sit my Brother's place in his crappy trailer park in a city that smells of pulp (from the pulp and paper mill about 1 mile from his house (the whole city stinks of it)...

SOmetimes being riddled with arthritis and on disability blows donkeys... But hey, when i was working I made great money and went to Egypt, Europe, Cuba... Anyhow was great to be with fam
did they find your legs?

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did they find your legs?


Only my third one....


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