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Dmonix
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So, as you may or may not know, I'm adopted. I know some information about my birth Mother, but zilch about my birth Father, doubtful I will ever know anything about him.

My mother had me when she was young and my father being the outstanding fine citizen he was, took off upon hearing she was knocked up.
So my mom had me and despite my grandparents wishing to adopt me, my aunt (mother's sister) intervened and put her foot down and convinced my mom to put me up for adoption.

At about 14, my Dad hired for me an adoption detective. She found out some decent info, but I later learned a lot of it wasn't correct, though some info was.

In Canada, us adopted kids can search through Vital Statistics to see what, if any and if any updated information about our birth parents exist. So I had some info through them

After years on and off trying to contact my birth mother, the man she married, wanted nothing to do with me, so I left it at that. When my arthritis hit out of the blue at age 26, and I ended up in a wheelchair in 6 months of it's onset, i wanted to know what else is laying dormant in my genetic make up that at some point will take me out or make my health worse. So in an attempt to get info from my family, while living in Vancouver, I wrote to my hometown's newspaper in the 'Letters to the editor' section and asked, if ANYONE else from my family my be willing to share info because like I said, I wanted to know about any other genetic illness' that I may be headed for.

A friend of my birth family put me in touch with a cousin of the family and he gave me some good info, but said there was nothing he knew of that I should watch out for and said no one in the family that he knew of had the type of arthritis I came down with. Though it could have come from my birth father's side.

Today in the mail I found an Ancestry.ca DNA test kit. So I spit my spittle into the tube and it's off to Dublin and should be about 6-8weeks and I'll know a bit more about me happy3.gif

Exciting to find out what info I'll get!
Stay tuned!

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Post 01/10/17 07:23pm
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They're checking to see what percentage human you are. If they find out you're less human than you ought to be, they send a team and none of us ever hear from you again.

It'll be slip and fall or car crash or some such shit. Believable is what I'm saying.

Actually, they'll probably just sell your profile in a block set deal to big pharma.

Anyhoo, good luck!

Oh and BTW, don't do any crimes.
Post 01/10/17 07:30pm
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They're checking to see what percentage human you are. If they find out you're less human than you ought to be, they send a team and none of us ever hear from you again.

It'll be slip and fall or car crash or some such shit. Believable is what I'm saying.

Actually, they'll probably just sell your profile in a block set deal to big pharma.

Anyhoo, good luck!

Oh and BTW, don't do any crimes.


hey, if I get some anal cavity searches outa this, I'm stylin! cool3.gif

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Don't believe Riotgear D.They're really checking to see if your related to the Queen.Not that Queen,just any old queen,then they ship you to Falklands.after they fill the islands again with the unwanted,they start another war.

Good Luck my friend.Hope you learn nothing but the best.

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hey, if I get some anal cavity searches outa this, I'm stylin! cool3.gif


I think you have to pay extra for that.
Post 01/10/17 08:47pm
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I think you have to pay extra for that.


I'll do it for half-price.I still have that horse speculum from my first marriage.It took a while ,but I got used to it. grin.gif

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It took a while ,but I got used to it.


Being married to a horse?
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Being married to a horse?



Please be gentle,I still miss him.His name was Ed

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Being married to a horse?


She ate like one.

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Being married to a horse?


I meant to say hore.

nevr ws gut @ spelin

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Lol
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My spit arrived in Dublin today! wideeyed.gif
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That's gotta be a record!!!
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That's gotta be a record!!!


For spitting yes!

But it was actually sent by carrier pigeon happy4.gif


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Well poop on my wiener! upset.gif

Ancestry.ca couldn't extra the info from my spit!~ Next time I'll shoot some spermies in that vial!

They wrote to say after multiple attempts it wasn't possible to extract the DNA from my sample.

I had been beginning to think there was an issue, as it was taking quite a long time for them to get back to me.

When I did the test, it requires one to spit into this vial and it has to be up to a line. Well, I thought I had enough spittle and drooled into the vial, but it was short of the line they require you to fill to. There's no word on what to do IF this happens, if you can wait and spit later or what to do. So I tried to muster up some more spit and most of it was foam, so I'm guessing that was the issue.

They've mailed me a new vial which I will fill with sperm and feces, then they can extract that!!

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They just want to be sure before they dispatch a team.

Run.
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